Recently on Twitter I got involved in a conversation with someone who was sending out some pretty funny passenger observations from the flight attendant perspective. I said we need some parity here; How about a post on passenger humor directed at FA’s? Of course I started with the obvious…
Her reply after seeing this was go ahead, “Do it”. Well I always obey FA instructions, so I am doing it!
Now I need to be clear. I have good friends who are FA’s, and they are some of the hardest working girls (and guys) that I know, who often don’t get the respect they deserve. And all you FA’s out there have me trumped since you see 100-200 passengers on every flight, often several flights a day, while passengers like me will only see a handful of FA’s each week. So, you win on the numbers.
But that ain’t going to stop me from rising to this challenge…
Yes, many of these jokes were already old when I was still young. But with that being said; Here I go putting my oversized feet into my big mouth.
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Why do senior FA’s like to work with the drink cart? It doubles as a walker
What do you call a dozen Flight Attendants in a lounge? A whine cellar
Why do blonde FA’s have more fun? They are easier to find in the dark
How can you tell a senior FA apart from a pit bill? One uses lipstick
Why did it take the new FA 5 minutes to open the orange juice? The carton said “concentrate”
What is the difference between a tired FA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining at the gate
What’s an FA’s favorite pickup line? Marry me, and fly for free
What is the easiest way to confuse an FA? Ask them what day of the week it is
What is the difference between an energetic new FA and a Doberman? 25 years of seniority
How can you identify a group of FA’s in a restaurant? They are the only ones eating while standing up
How do you stop an FA from having an orgasm? Press the call button twice, then she will never come
What is an FA’s most effective form of birth control? Her personality
How does an FA ask the Captain if he was a fighter pilot? You don’t have to, he’s going to tell you anyways
How does an FA separate those who are never wrong and those who are never right? By closing the cockpit door
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OK, sure the FA’s have to deal with a lot of barefoot, drunk, and obnoxious pax.
And I have yet to see a barefoot drunk and obnoxious FA (at least not while on duty).
But all passengers know that the FA standards today, just ain’t what they used to be…
So while you are laughing at us, we sometimes get to laugh at you too. Anyways, laughter is the best medicine, and we all can use a few doses. So if you have any jokes you would like added to this list, just let me know. I will review and censor (as needed!) before adding them, but I do appreciate all your contributions.
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This is awesome! And I needed this smile. Now I’ll have to remember all these and tell them to the FAs tomorrow!
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Thanks for that m8 🙂 needed the chuckle!
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That’s a good one! LOL 😀
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thank you for share!
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